Disney's new CEO

Everyone loves Disney. People of all ages flock to see the latest Disney/Pixar film, and the term "Lion King" brings childhood memories to nearly anyone you could ask. So when asked to elect a new Disney CEO from a selection of their cartoon characters, I ask, why bother? But then it occured to me, not everyone loves Disney. There are some, the extremists who read needlessly deep and say "Disney films promote violence, sexism, racism". These needless claims are as unjust as Christianity's take on Harry Potter, and they seek to do nothing but violate the family favorites. So then, maybe a new leader is a good idea; one, I thought, that would annihilate the protesters without a thought, reducing them to mere dust, floating on a mushroom cloud of hatred. A few villains jumped to mind; Captain Hook, Scar, those sharks from Finding Nemo; but Hook's hopeless ploys, Scars inevitable betrayal, and the peacefulness of the sharks makes them dirt beneath the heel of Syndrome, great new ruler of Disney. May his mighty chin cast fear and terror in all of our hearts. What problem could not be solved by his masterful brain, lurking underneath that fiery hairdo? Global warming? No matter with Tactical Nukes aimed at smoggy L.A. Korea being worryingly secretive? Worry no more, the crater that was Korea is now WMD free. People blaming gang culture on the Disney corperation? WE WILL DESTROY YOU.